stand up!

ok..no more of those metaphorical shit.
let's freshen up with somethin to ponder upon.
let me ask you this.
when was the last time you watch a stand up comedy?
does not matter if it's a live show at some bars..or on TV.
did you notice the difference and how the quality of stand up comedy
has utterly completely...CHANGED!
the issues they talk about seem to be so shallow
and not somethin that will leave you wondering anymore.
like how it used to be.
or somethin that will make you say to yourself,
"hey it's true. he makes sense"
you know why?
because he did not.
they never make sense anymore.
I don't remember seeing
or maybe have not seen a single comedian NOWADAYS
that do not use fowl languages in their jokes.
like it's funny to use them.
they are muttered to 'spice up' their jokes.
yea..once twice..maybe.
to loosen it up..sure
but if I hear 15 'fucking's in one sentence,
I'll probably be laughin at the fact that
you made a fool of yourself to be standin up there.
not at your jokes anymore.
kalau da takde idea..tak payah nak mengarut dan mencarut byk2.
tak lawak pun.
just say "fucking thank you fuckers" (since you love to insert it in every alternate words you use)
..and sit down.

another loser would like to show us how he curses better than you up next!